Dear United States Government,
As an honest, loyal taxpayer I would like to register my complaint with this latest “economic stimulus” package. If you would like to stimulate the economy, then quit bombing shit. Take the $150 billion you plan to spend on the war in 2008 and invest that into some decent social programs. I’d rather you do that as opposed to you taking out a big fat loan in my name.
Sincerely,
Your More Than Bitter Citizen
— austin