drawohara

Brilliant.

• ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
• WITNESS: No.
• ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
• WITNESS: No.
• ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
• WITNESS: No.
• ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
• WITNESS: No.
• ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
• WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
• ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
• WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.